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DEMONIC TATTERING

DEMONIC TATTERING Many of my friends already know that I am a food paranoid, in other words I am not so trusting when it comes to food preparation, especially at parties. Around Thanksgiving and Christmas time you will always hear me ask questions about how long things like dips have been sitting out, butter cheese […]

MY NAME IS METAL

MY NAME IS METAL When I was in high school I was first introduced to New Wave music. I understood that it had a weird futuristic sound to it that was literally before its time. At least some of the bands of the New Wave era sounded like they would forever be remembered as these […]

UFO: FALLEN ANGEL CANADA

UFO: FALLEN ANGEL CANADA This weekend I was notified that a recent UFO sighting, involving a dramatic crash into Lake Winnipeg in Canada has now gotten the attention of amateur UFO researchers and those who wish to debunk the crash as some sort of experiment gone wrong. The UFO report was first filed on Facebook […]

A CLOCKWERK LEMON

A CLOCKWERK LEMON Academia has long been thought of as the “marketplace of ideas,” the arena where truth may be pursued through dispassionate discourse and openness to competing views. Yet higher education in America has moved a great distance from this ideal and its practice. Too many of our colleges and universities have become closed […]

OCEANIA’S DEAD MERCURIAL MESSENGERS

OCEANIA’S DEAD MERCURIAL MESSENGERS In the arcane art of alchemy, the element of Mercury is called the “universal agent.” This was no common mercury, but was what was called the “Philosopher’s Mercury,” something far more subtle than what you might find in the bottom of a thermometer. To the alchemists, the universal agent was personified […]

BLUE BOOK: THE 22 YEAR REGRETTABLE HISTORY

BLUE BOOK: THE 22 YEAR REGRETTABLE HISTORY For 22 years, the military seemed to spare little expense in chronicling humans’ reported otherworldly encounters with glowing orbs, spinning spheres, and flying triangles. All of it had been hidden away in archive files until the government dumped 130,000 documents worth of BLUE BOOK material in a free […]

50 STATES OF PREY

50 STATES OF PREY You know, it is too peculiar. On a day like Friday the 13th, I started noticing men walking down the street with flowers. Some were carrying balloons, others had cards or candy. I was surprised that it looked as if men were getting their Valentine gifts early. I thought it really […]